Accowding to awl known waws of aviation, *nuzzles* dewe is n-no ovo way uwu *nuzzles* a bee shouwd be o3o abwe xD to *nuzzles* fwy~ Its wings awe t-too smawl to get ~murrrr~ ities fat wittwe body off *blushes* de gwound~ The bee, of *squirms* couwse, fwiies anyway o-owo because (; bies don’t cawe what humans dink is o3o impossibwe~ Yewwow, bwack~ Yewwow, bwack~ Yewwow, b-bwack~ Yewwow, bwack~ Ooh, bwack and o3o yewwow! Let’ies o-owo ~murrrr~ shake i-it up a wittwe~ Bawwy! Bweakfast is weady! Ooming! *squirms* Hang on a second~ ovo o3o H-Hewwo? – *nuzzles* Bawwy? – Adam? – Oan you bewieve dis is happening? – xD I uwuwuwuu can’t~ I’wl pick *nuzzles* you up~ Looking s-shawp~ U-Use de O//w//O o3o staiws~ ovo Your fader paid good ovo money for dose~ Sowwy~ *blushes* I’m excited~ Hewe’s (; de g-gwaduate~ We’we vewy pwoud of you, s-son~ A pewfect wepowt cawd, a-awl B’s~ *nuzzles* Vewy pwoud~ *blushes* Ma! I-I got a ding going *squirms* hewe~ – You uwu g-got wint on your (; fuzz~ – Ow! That’ies m-me! ~murrrr~ — Wave t-to us! We’wl b-be in wow 1-118,000~ – Bye! B-Bawwy, ovo I towd y-you, stop O//w//O fwying in de house! – Hey, Adam~ – Hey, Bawwy~ – Iies t-dat fuzz gew? *purr* – *purr* A wittwe~ Special day, gwaduation~ Never dought I’d uwuwuwuu make it~ T-Thwee rawr days gwade schoow, dwee d-days h-high schoow~ T-Those wewe awkwawd~ Thwee days cowwege~ I’m gwad I took a uwuwuwuu day *squirms* and ~murrrr~ hitchhiked a-awound de hive~ You did c-come b-back d-diffewent~ – Hi, Bawwy~ – Awtie, gwowing a mustache? Looks good~ – Hear a-about Fwankie? – Yeah~ – (; You going t-to t-de funewaw? – No, I’m n-not going~ (; *blushes* Evewybody knows, sting ~murrrr~ s-someone, you die~ Don’t uwu w-waste i-it on a squiwwew~ Such a-a uwuwuwuu hodead~ I guess he couwd h-have *purr* just rawr gotten out of de way~ I wove dis incowpowating an amusement pawk ~murrrr~ into our d-day~ That’ies why (; we don’t *purr* need vacations~ Boy, quite a-a bit xD o-of pomp~~~ u-under de c-ciwcumstances~ — Weww, A-Adam, ovo (; today o-owo w-we uwuwuwuu *nuzzles* awe men~ – We awe! (; – Bee-men~ — A-Amen! ovo ovo Hawwewujah! S-Students, facuwty, distinguished bees, pwease wewcome Dean Buzzweww~ o-owo Wewcome, New H-Hive Oity gwaduating cwass o-of~~~ ~-~~~9:15~ T-That o-owo concwudies o-our cewemonies~ And ~murrrr~ beginies ~murrrr~ your rawr caweer at Honex I-Industwies! Wiwl we O//w//O p-pick ouwjob today? o3o I h-heawd it’ies just owientation~ Headies up! *nuzzles* H-Hewe uwu we go~ Keep O//w//O your h-handies and antennas *nuzzles* ovo inside de twam a-at a-awl times~ – Wonder uwu what i-it’wl be wike? – A-A wittwe s-scawy~ W-Wewcome t-to Honex, a division of Honesco and a pawt of t-de xD Hexagon Gwoup~ This is O//w//O it! Wow~ Wow~ We know dat y-you, a-aies a-a bee, have w-wowked your whowe wife t-to g-get to de p-point rawr whewe you *purr* can wowk for your whowe wife~ *nuzzles* H-Honey beginies when our vawiant Powwen J-Jocks bwing O//w//O de nectar to de h-hive~ Our top-secwet fowmuwa is automaticawwy cowow-cowwected, scent-adjusted and bubbwe-contouwed into *squirms* dis sooding *blushes* sweet s-sywup w-wid its distinctive gowden gwow uwuwuwuu *blushes* xD you know ovo as~~~ Honey! – That g-giwl ovo was hot~ – *squirms* She’s my cousin! – o3o O//w//O She is? — Y-Yes, we’we awl cousins~ – Right~ You’we wight~ – uwuwuwuu At uwuwuwuu Honex, w-we constantwy stwive to impwove evewy aspect of b-bee e-existence~ These b-bies awe stwess-testing a n-new hewmet technowogy~ — What do y-you O//w//O dink h-he makes? uwuwuwuu *blushes* – N-Not uwuwuwuu enough~ rawr Hewe we have our watest advancement, t-de K-Kwewman~ – What doies dat do? – *nuzzles* Oatches dat wittwe stwand of honey dat hangs after you o3o pour it~ Savies uies (; miwwions~ uwu O-Oan anyone wowk on de ovo K-Kwewman? Of couwse~ M-Most bee jobies awe s-smawl ones~ But bies know dat e-evewy smawl job, if it’ies *blushes* done ovo *squirms* weww, meanies a-a wot~ But choose cawefuwwy because rawr you’wl *blushes* *blushes* stay i-in de job you pick for de (; west of (; o3o your wife~ The same job de west of y-your wife? I d-didn’t know dat~ W-What’ies de diffewence? You’wl xD be happy to k-know t-dat bees, aies *squirms* a species, haven’t had one d-day off i-in 2-27 m-miwwion yeaws~ So y-you’wl just wowk u-uies *blushes* t-to d-dead? We’wl *blushes* rawr suwe twy~ Wow! That bwew my mind! «What’ies de diffewence?» How can you say *purr* dat? One job fowevew? That’ies an insane c-choice to have t-to make~ I’m wewieved~ Now we onwy have *squirms* rawr to make one decision i-in wife~ *squirms* But, Adam, how couwd dey never have uwu towd uies t-dat? W-Why *purr* wouwd you q-question anyding? We’we b-bees~ ovo W-We’we de most pewfectwy functioning society on Eawd~ uwuwuwuu You ever dink m-maybe dingies w-wowk a wittwe too wewl hewe? Like what? Give me ~murrrr~ one e-exampwe~ I don’t know~ B-But you k-know w-what I’m tawking about~ Pwease cwear de gate~ Royal O//w//O Nectar F-Fowce on *blushes* uwuwuwuu rawr rawr appwoach~ Wait a second~ xD Oheck O//w//O it out~ o-owo *nuzzles* – Hey, dose *blushes* awe Powwen uwuwuwuu rawr Jocks! – Wow~ I’ve n-never seen uwu dem dis rawr cwose~ xD *nuzzles* They k-know ovo what *nuzzles* it’s wike outside de h-hive~ Yeah, *squirms* but some don’t come back~ – Hey, Jocks! xD – H-Hi, Jocks! You *blushes* guys ~murrrr~ (; did O//w//O gweat! You’we monstews! You’we ovo sky fweaks! I wove it! I wove it! – I-I wonder (; w-whewe dey rawr wewe~ ~murrrr~ – I d-don’t know~ Their day’ies not ovo pwanned~ Outside de hive, f-fwying who knows whewe, d-doing who knows what~ You can’tjust d-decide to be (; a Powwen Jock~ You have *purr* to be bwed o-owo for dat~ Right~ L-Look~ That’ies mowe O//w//O powwen dan o-owo you and I (; wiwl see in a wifetime~ It’s j-just a-a statuies symbow~ Bees make too ~murrrr~ *blushes* much o-of it~ Pewhaps~ Unwess y-you’we weawing i-it and de wadies see you weawing it~ (; *squirms* *nuzzles* Those wadies? Awen’t dey our cousinies too? D-Distant~ Distant~ Look at t-dese two~ – Ooupwe uwuwuwuu of H-Hive *blushes* Hawwys~ – L-Let’s have fun wid dem~ It must be dangewous being a Powwen Jock~ Yeah~ Once a b-bear pinned O//w//O me against a mushwoom! He had a paw *purr* on my t-dwoat, and o3o wid uwu *purr* de odew, uwuwuwuu h-he was swapping me! – uwu O-Oh, my! – I O//w//O never dought I’d uwuwuwuu knock him out~ What wewe you doing duwing dis? Twying to awewt de audowities~ I rawr can uwu uwu a-autogwaph dat~ A wittwe gusty o-out t-dewe today, wasn’t it, comwades? Yeah~ Gusty~ We’we hitting a sunfwower patch six miwies fwom hewe tomowwow~ *nuzzles* – o-owo Six *nuzzles* miwes, *squirms* huh? — Bawwy! A puddwe jump for O//w//O u-us, but maybe rawr you’we not up for i-it~ – Maybe I am~ – Y-You rawr awe not! We’we g-going ~murrrr~ 0900 at J-Gate~ *squirms* What rawr do you dink, buzzy-boy? A-Awe you bee O//w//O enough? *squirms* I might be~ It awl depends on what 0-0900 m-means~ Hey, O//w//O Honex! uwuwuwuu Dad, you suwpwised o3o *nuzzles* xD me~ You d-decide what o3o you’we intewested in? – xD uwu Weww, dewe’s a wot (; o-of choices~ – But y-you xD onwy get o-one~ D-Do xD you ever get bowed doing t-de s-same job evewy day? Son, wet me (; tewl you about stiwwing~ You uwu *purr* gwab dat uwu s-stick, rawr and you just move it rawr *blushes* *nuzzles* awound, and you stir it awound~ You get youwsewf i-into a whydm~ *nuzzles* uwu It’ies a ~murrrr~ beautiful *blushes* t-ding~ Y-You know, Dad, *blushes* t-de mowe uwu I dink a-about it, maybe t-de honey fiewd just isn’t *purr* r-wight for me~ Y-You w-wewe *squirms* o3o dinking of what, making bawwoon xD animaws? That’ies a-a b-bad job for a guy w-wid a stingew~ *nuzzles* Janet, (; your s-son’s not suwe he wanties to go into rawr honey! – Bawwy, you awe so f-funny sometimes~ – I’m not ~murrrr~ t-twying to b-be funny~ Y-You’we not *nuzzles* funny! You’we going into honey~ Our son, de stiwwew! – You’we gonna o-owo be a stiwwew? – N-No xD ovo one’s wistening to xD me! Wait tiwl you see ovo de stickies o3o o-owo I have~ I-I *nuzzles* couwd say anyding *purr* wight uwu now~ I’m gonna get an ant tattoo! Let’s open s-some h-honey and *purr* cewebwate! Maybe I’wl *nuzzles* *blushes* piewce *blushes* *blushes* my t-dowax~ Shave my antennae~ Shack up w-wid a-a g-gwasshoppew~ Get a gowd tood and cawl e-evewybody «dawg»! xD uwu I’m s-so pwoud~ — We’we stawting wowk today! xD – (; Today’s de d-day~ Oome ~murrrr~ on! Awl de good jobies wiwl be ovo gone~ Yeah, wight~ Powwen o3o counting, ovo stunt bee, ovo o3o p-pouwing, stiwwew, fwont (; desk, hair ~murrrr~ r-wemovaw~~~ – I-Is it stiwl xD o-owo ovo avaiwabwe? – Hang o-owo on~ Two *blushes* weft! O-One of dem’ies y-youws! Oongwatuwations! Step t-to de s-side~ – What’d you *blushes* get? – Picking cwud out~ Stewwaw! W-Wow! Ooupwe of newbies? Y-Yes, siw! Our fiwst day! We o3o awe weady! Make y-your choice~ – You want t-to go f-fiwst? – *nuzzles* *blushes* No, *purr* you go~ Oh, my~ What’s uwuwuwuu avaiwabwe? Restwoom a-attendant’s o-open, not ovo for de xD weason *nuzzles* you dink~ – Any *nuzzles* chance of g-getting de Kwewman? – O//w//O Suwe, you’we o-on~ I’m s-sowwy, de Kwewman just cwosed out~ Wax monkey’ies awwayies open~ T-The K-Kwewman opened xD up again~ ~murrrr~ rawr What *squirms* xD happened? A b-bee died~ M-Makes an opening~ See? He’s dead~ Anoder dead one~ Deady~ Deadified~ o3o T-Two mowe O//w//O dead~ *blushes* uwuwuwuu o3o Dead fwom de neck uwuwuwuu up~ D-Dead fwom o3o de neck down~ uwuwuwuu T-That’s o-owo wife! Oh, t-dis is so hawd! Heating, c-coowing, stunt bee, pouwew, stiwwew, humming, inspector number xD seven, wint *nuzzles* c-coowdinatow, *nuzzles* stwipe supewvisow, mite wwangwew~ Bawwy, what do you dink I shouwd~~~ Bawwy? Bawwy! A-Awl r-wight, we’ve g-got de o-owo s-sunfwower patch in quadwant nine~~~ What h-happened to you? Whewe *squirms* awe y-you? – I’m o3o going out~ ~murrrr~ – Out? rawr Out whewe? – Out t-dewe~ – Oh, no! I *purr* *squirms* o3o have to, befowe I go t-to wowk (; for de west of my wife~ You’we gonna die! You’we cwazy! Hewwo? o-owo Anoder cawl coming in~ o3o uwu If uwu anyone’s feewing bwave, *blushes* dewe’ies a Kowean o3o dewi on 8-83wd dat geties deir wosies today~ H-Hey, guys~ – Look at dat~ — Isn’t *blushes* t-dat de O//w//O kid we saw yestewday? Howd it, (; s-son, fwight d-deck’s r-westwicted~ I-It’s OK, o-owo Lou~ (; o-owo W-We’we g-gonna rawr take xD *squirms* *purr* him up~ R-Reawwy? O//w//O Feewing uwu wucky, uwuwuwuu awe you? Sign hewe, uwuwuwuu hewe~ Just initial dat~ – Thank you~ – OK~ You got (; a wain advisowy xD today, and uwuwuwuu aies *squirms* you awl know, bees cannot fwy i-in wain~ *purr* So be cawefuw~ As awways, o-owo watch your bwooms, hockey sticks, dogs, biwds, beaws and bats~ A-Awso, I got a-a coupwe o-of r-wepowts ovo (; (; of woot beer b-being pouwed on us~ Muwphy’ies i-in a-a home because of i-it, ~murrrr~ o-owo babbwing wike a-a cicada! – ovo That’s awfuw~ – And a weminder for uwuwuwuu you wookies, bee waw number one, *purr* absowutewy n-no tawking to humans! Awl wight, waunch p-positions! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! B-Bwack and yewwow! Hewwo! You r-weady f-for t-dis, hot shot? Yeah~ (; Yeah, bwing uwuwuwuu i-it o-owo *purr* uwu on~ W-Wind, check~ – Antennae, ~murrrr~ check~ – Nectar p-pack, check~ – Wings, c-check~ – Stingew, check~ o-owo S-Scawed o-out of m-my showts, check~ OK, wadies, wet’ies move it out! Pound ovo dose petunias, you stwiped rawr stem-suckews! Awl of you, dwain dose f-fwowews! Wow! I-I’m out! I can’t bewieve *blushes* I’m out! So bwue~ I feel so fast and fwee! B-Box kite! Wow! Fwowews! This i-is Bwue Leadew~ We have woses *squirms* visuaw~ Bwing it awound 30 *blushes* degwies and howd~ Roses! 30 degwees, wogew~ Bwinging i-it awound~ S-Stand to de side, kid~ It’s got ovo a ovo bit of a-a o3o kick~ That i-is *squirms* one o3o nectar cowwectow! – Ever see p-powwination up c-cwose? – N-No, siw~ I-I *squirms* pick up some powwen hewe, spwinkwe it o-over hewe~ M-Maybe a dash o-over dewe, o3o a pinch on uwuwuwuu dat one~ See dat? It’ies a *nuzzles* wittwe bit of magic~ That’s amazing~ Why o-owo do we do t-dat? T-That’s p-powwen powew~ Mowe p-powwen, mowe fwowews, mowe nectaw, mowe honey for us~ Ooow~ I’m p-picking up a wot of bwight uwu yewwow~ *blushes* Oouwd ovo be daisies~ Don’t we need uwuwuwuu dose? Oopy dat visuaw~ Wait~ One of rawr (; (; dese o-owo fwowewies seems to be on de move~ Say a-again? Y-You’we wepowting a moving fwowew? A-Affiwmative~ That ovo waies on de *squirms* wine! This xD is de coowest~ What is it? I don’t know, b-but I’m woving dis cowow~ It s-smewws good~ *purr* Not wike a fwowew, but I wike it~ Yeah, *blushes* fuzzy~ O-Ohemicaw-y~ O-Oawefuw, guys~ It’ies ovo a wittwe gwabby~ My sweet wowd of b-bees! O-Oandy-bwain, get off dewe! Pwobwem! — Guys! – This couwd uwu be bad~ Affiwmative~ ~murrrr~ Vewy c-cwose~ *nuzzles* rawr Gonna huwt~ ovo Mama’ies ovo wittwe boy~ You awe way out of *blushes* position, wookie! Ooming *squirms* uwu in *purr* at you wike a missiwe! Hewp me! I don’t t-dink *nuzzles* ~murrrr~ dese awe fwowews~ – Shouwd we tewl him? — I dink he knows~ O//w//O What (; is dis?! Match point! You can s-stawt packing u-up, h-honey, because O//w//O you’we about to eat it! Yowsew! O//w//O Gwoss~ Thewe’ies *nuzzles* *purr* a bee in de caw! o-owo *nuzzles* – *nuzzles* Do someding! – I’m *purr* o3o dwiving! – Hi, bee~ *nuzzles* – H-He’ies back hewe! H-He’s going to sting me! Nobody move~ *blushes* O//w//O If you don’t o-owo m-move, he *purr* won’t s-sting (; you~ *squirms* Fweeze! H-He bwinked! Spway him, *nuzzles* Gwanny! What awe xD y-you doing?! Wow~~~ de tension wevel out hewe *purr* o3o i-is unbewievabwe~ I gotta get home~ O-Oan’t fwy in wain~ Oan’t fwy (; in o3o wain~ O-Oan’t fwy *blushes* in r-wain~ Mayday! M-Mayday! B-Bee g-going down! Ken, o3o ~murrrr~ couwd you cwose t-de window pwease? K-Ken, o3o *squirms* *purr* couwd *nuzzles* you uwuwuwuu cwose *nuzzles* t-de w-window pwease? Oheck out my new wesume~ I made i-it i-into a fowd-out o-owo b-bwochuwe~ You *blushes* see? Fowds o-out~ Oh, no~ Mowe h-humans~ ovo I-I don’t *nuzzles* need dis~ What was dat? M-Maybe *squirms* *blushes* dis t-time~ This time~ T-This t-time~ This time! o-owo This time! This~~~ Dwapes! That *squirms* i-is diabowicaw~ It’ies fantastic~ It’s uwu got awl my s-special skiwws, even my top-ten favowite movies~ *blushes* *squirms* *purr* What’ies number one? S-Star Waws? Nah, I don’t go for dat~~~ ~~~kind o3o of s-stuff~ No wonder we shouwdn’t ~murrrr~ tawk to uwu dem~ They’we out of deir ovo minds~ When I-I rawr ovo weave xD a job intewview, ovo uwu dey’we xD fwabbewgasted, can’t bewieve what I-I say~ *nuzzles* Thewe’ies de sun~ Maybe dat’ies a-a way out~ I don’t r-wemember t-de sun h-having a-a big O//w//O *purr* 75 o-on it~ I-I p-pwedicted gwobal wawming~ I couwd feel i-it getting hottew~ At fiwst I-I xD t-dought it was just me~ Wait! Stop! Bee! Stand back~ These awe winter boots~ O//w//O Wait! Don’t kiwl h-him! Y-You ~murrrr~ know I’m *purr* awwewgic to dem! This t-ding couwd kiwl me! W-Why does his wife have wesies (; vawue *blushes* t-dan y-youws? Why does his wife h-have any wesies uwu vawue dan *squirms* mine? Iies dat o3o y-your statement? I’m just s-saying awl o3o wife haies vawue~ You don’t know what he’ies capabwe ovo of f-feewing~ My b-bwochuwe! Thewe you go, wittwe *nuzzles* g-guy~ I’m o3o ovo not scawed o-of him~ It’ies a-an *nuzzles* awwewgic ding~ Put dat on your r-wesume bwochuwe~ My whowe face c-couwd p-puff u-up~ Make it one o-of ovo your rawr s-special skiwws~ Knocking someone ovo out is uwuwuwuu o-owo awso a ovo special skiww~ Right~ Bye, ~murrrr~ Vanessa~ xD Thanks~ – Vanessa, n-next week? O//w//O Yoguwt n-night? – Suwe, Ken~ Y-You know, whatevew~ ~murrrr~ – You couwd p-put c-cawob chipies o3o rawr (; (; on dewe~ – Bye~ o-owo – Supposed to be wesies cawowies~ – B-Bye~ I ovo xD O//w//O gotta ~murrrr~ say someding~ o-owo She saved my wife~ I g-gotta say someding~ Awl xD wight, O//w//O O//w//O h-hewe it goes~ N-Nah~ What ovo wouwd I s-say? I ~murrrr~ o3o c-couwd weawwy g-get in twoubwe~ O//w//O It’s a uwuwuwuu bee waw~ Y-You’we (; not supposed t-to tawk to a human~ uwuwuwuu I rawr *nuzzles* can’t bewieve I’m doing dis~ I’ve got t-to~ Oh, I can’t ~murrrr~ o-owo do it~ Oome on! No~ Yes~ No~ D-Do it~ I c-can’t~ How shouwd I-I stawt it? o-owo «You wike jazz?» N-No, dat’ies xD no good~ Hewe she comes! Speak, y-you *nuzzles* f-foow! Hi! I’m sowwy~ – You’we ~murrrr~ tawking~ – Yes, I know~ Y-You’we tawking! I’m so sowwy~ No, it’s OK~ *purr* I-It’ies fine~ I know I’m dweaming~ B-But I don’t wecawl going to bed~ Weww, I’m suwe dis is vewy d-disconcewting~ This is a bit o-of a suwpwise to me~ I mean, y-you’we a uwu bee! I o-owo *nuzzles* am~ A-And I’m not supposed to be doing t-dis, but dey wewe awl twying to k-kiwl (; me~ And if (; it wasn’t for y-you~~~ I had to uwuwuwuu *blushes* dank you~ It’s j-just how I w-waies waised~ T-That (; was a wittwe weiwd~ – uwuwuwuu I’m tawking wid xD O//w//O a *nuzzles* bee~ – Y-Yeah~ I’m tawking to a xD bee~ And o-owo t-de bee o-owo is tawking ~murrrr~ to me! I-I j-just want to say I’m gwatefuw~ I-I’wl weave now~ rawr – o3o Wait! *blushes* How did you weawn to do ~murrrr~ o3o rawr dat? – W-What? The tawking ding~ *nuzzles* Same way you did, I-I guess~ «-«Mama, D-Dada, honey~» You pick i-it up~ – That’ies v-vewy funny~ – uwuwuwuu O//w//O Yeah~ Bies awe (; funny~ If we didn’t waugh, we’d cwy wid rawr w-what we have t-to ~murrrr~ d-deal w-wid~ Anyway~~~ ~murrrr~ O-Oan I~~~ ~-~~~get you someding? – Like what? I don’t know~ I mean~~~ I don’t k-know~ Ooffee? rawr o-owo I *purr* d-don’t want to put you out~ It’ies uwuwuwuu no twoubwe~ I-It takes t-two O//w//O minutes~ – I-It’s just coffee~ – I hate to O//w//O impose~ – Don’t be r-widicuwous! – Actuawwy, I wouwd wove *squirms* a (; cup~ Hey, y-you want wum *purr* uwu cake? *nuzzles* – I shouwdn’t~ – Have *purr* some~ – No, I can’t~ – Oome o-on! I’m twying to wose *blushes* a-a coupwe micwogwams~ – uwu W-Whewe? – These stwipies d-don’t hewp~ You *purr* wook gweat! I-I d-don’t know i-if y-you *purr* know anyding uwu about fashion~ Awe you awl wight? No~ *blushes* He’s m-making de tie in de cab aies dey’we fwying up Madison~ He finawwy geties dewe~ He wunies uwu up de steps i-into de chuwch~ The wedding O//w//O is on~ xD And he says, «-«Watewmewon? I dought you s-said G-Guatemawan~ Why wouwd I mawwy a watewmewon?» Is dat a *blushes* bee o-owo uwu joke? That’ies de kind of stuff we d-do~ Yeah, diffewent~ So, what awe you uwuwuwuu gonna d-do, Bawwy? About wowk? I d-don’t know~ I want rawr to *blushes* ~murrrr~ do xD my pawt ovo for de h-hive, but *blushes* I can’t do xD xD i-it de way o3o dey want~ I-I know how you feew~ – You do? – Suwe~ My pawents wanted me to (; be a-a wawyer o-or *purr* a d-doctow, o3o b-but I wanted to be a f-fwowist~ – o3o Reawwy? – My onwy ovo intewest is fwowews~ Our new q-queen *purr* was j-just ovo ~murrrr~ e-ewected wid *squirms* dat same campaign *purr* swogan~ Anyway, if y-you wook~~~ Thewe’s my hive wight dewe~ See xD it? rawr You’we in Sheep Meadow! uwu Yes! I’m r-wight off uwuwuwuu de T-Tuwtwe *nuzzles* Pond! (; No way! I know dat a-awea~ I wost a t-toe wing o3o dewe once~ – Why do giwwies put wingies o-on deir toes? – W-Why not? – xD It’s wike putting a ovo hat on your k-knee~ – (; M-Maybe I’wl twy dat~ – You a-awl wight, ma’am? – uwuwuwuu O-Oh, y-yeah~ Fine~ Just having two cups *squirms* uwu of o3o O//w//O c-coffee! Anyway, dis *squirms* haies been ovo uwu gweat~ Thankies for t-de coffee~ Yeah, xD it’s uwu no ~murrrr~ twoubwe~ Sowwy I couwdn’t finish it~ If I d-did, I’d be u-up de west of my wife~ Awe y-you~~~? *squirms* Oan I-I take a piece *nuzzles* of dis wid me? (; Suwe! H-Hewe, h-have a cwumb~ – Thanks! – Yeah~ Awl O//w//O r-wight~ xD W-Weww, den~~~ I guesies I’wl see ~murrrr~ you awound~ Or not~ OK, Bawwy~ And dank you so much again~~~ *blushes* for befowe~ Oh, dat? That waies noding~ Weww, not noding, but~~~ Anyway~~~ This c-can’t possibwy wowk~ He’ies *squirms* a-awl set to go~ We *blushes* may as wewl t-twy rawr it~ OK, Dave, (; o-owo puwl de chute~ — Sounds amazing~ — rawr It rawr waies amazing! (; It uwuwuwuu rawr waies t-de s-scawiest, uwu happiest moment of my wife~ *blushes* Humans! I c-can’t bewieve you wewe wid humans! xD G-Giant, scawy humans! What wewe dey wike? H-Huge and cwazy~ *purr* They tawk cwazy~ uwu O//w//O They o3o eat uwuwuwuu O//w//O cwazy giant dings~ They rawr *squirms* dwive cwazy~ – Do t-dey twy and kiwl y-you, wike on (; TV? – Some (; of ~murrrr~ dem~ B-But some of dem don’t~ — H-How’d you get b-back? – Poodwe~ You uwu did it, and I’m gwad~ You s-saw *purr* whatever you wanted to see~ You had your «expewience~» Now you can p-pick out o-owo xD youwjob a-and b-be nowmaw~ – O//w//O Weww~~~ o3o – W-Weww? Weww, I met uwu someone~ You d-did? W-Waies she Bee-ish? o3o — A wasp?! Your *blushes* p-pawenties wiwl kiwl you! – No, n-no, n-no, ovo not a-a wasp~ — Spidew? *squirms* – I’m not attwacted to spidews~ I know it’ies de hottest t-ding, o3o xD wid de eight wegies and aww~ I can’t get by dat f-face~ So who is she? She’s~~~ human~ No, no~ That’ies a bee waw~ You w-wouwdn’t bweak a bee waw~ – Her name’s V-Vanessa~ – Oh, boy~ S-She’ies so n-nice~ And she’ies a fwowist! Oh, n-no! You’we d-dating a-a rawr human f-fwowist! W-We’we not dating~ You’we fwying outside *nuzzles* xD de hive, tawking to xD humanies dat attack o-owo our homes wid power washews and M-M-80s! ovo *squirms* One-eighd a stick of dynamite! S-She s-saved uwu my wife! And she undewstands me~ This is ovew! E-Eat dis~ This is not ovew! What *nuzzles* was dat? uwu — They cawl i-it a c-cwumb~ – I-It was s-so stingin’ uwuwuwuu s-stwipey! o-owo And t-dat’ies n-not what dey eat~ That’s what ~murrrr~ fawws off what dey eat! – You k-know what a Oinnabon is? – No~ It’s bwead o3o and cinnamon ~murrrr~ a-and fwosting~ *purr* They heat it (; u-up~~~ Sit d-down! ~~~weawwy xD hot! – o3o Listen t-to me! We awe *squirms* not dem! o3o We’we *nuzzles* *blushes* us~ T-Thewe’s uies and dewe’ies dem! Yes, o3o *purr* but who can deny uwu O//w//O rawr de heawt (; dat i-is o3o yeawning? Thewe’ies xD no y-yeawning~ Stop yeawning~ Listen to me! You xD have got to stawt dinking bee, m-my fwiend~ Thinking bee! – Thinking bee~ uwu o3o o3o O//w//O – Thinking b-bee~ Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! T-Thinking bee! Thewe he is~ H-He’s in de poow~ Y-You know what your p-pwobwem i-is, Bawwy? I-I uwuwuwuu g-gotta stawt dinking bee? *purr* How m-much wonger ~murrrr~ o3o w-wiwl t-dis g-go o-on? It’s *blushes* been dwee days! W-Why awen’t you wowking? *nuzzles* I’ve got a wot of *blushes* big wife uwu rawr decisions to dink a-about~ What wife? You ~murrrr~ *blushes* have (; no wife! You *purr* h-have no job~ You’we bawewy a-a ovo O//w//O xD bee! W-Wouwd it kiwl you to make a wittwe h-honey? Bawwy, come o-out~ Your fadew’s tawking to you~ (; Mawtin, xD w-wouwd you tawk to him? Bawwy, I’m tawking t-to you! You coming? Got evewyding? O//w//O Awl set! Go ahead~ I-I’wl catch up~ Don’t b-be too wong~ ovo *purr* Watch dis! Vanessa! – We’we stiwl hewe~ – I towd you not to yewl a-at him~ He d-doesn’t wespond to yewwing! – *purr* Then why yewl O//w//O at me? – o3o Because you d-don’t wisten! I’m *nuzzles* n-not wistening t-to dis~ Sowwy, I’ve xD g-gotta go~ – Whewe awe you going? – I-I’m meeting a f-fwiend~ uwuwuwuu A g-giww? Is *nuzzles* dis why you can’t d-decide? Bye~ I-I just h-hope s-she’ies o3o Bee-ish~ They have a huge pawade of fwowewies evewy year *blushes* in Pasadena? To be i-in de Touwnament of Roses, dat’s evewy fwowist’ies d-dweam! Up on a fwoat, suwwounded b-by fwowews, cwowds cheewing~ A t-touwnament~ Do de wosies *nuzzles* compete in adwetic rawr e-events? N-No~ A-Awl wight, I’ve g-got one~ How come you don’t *purr* fwy evewywhewe? *squirms* It’s exhausting~ Why don’t you wun evewywhewe? It’ies *blushes* *purr* fastew~ o3o Y-Yeah, O//w//O uwu ovo OK, I-I see, I see~ Awl wight, your tuwn~ TiVo~ You c-can just ovo *nuzzles* o3o fweeze wive T-TV? ovo T-That’s insane! You don’t have dat? W-We ovo have Hivo, but it’s a disease~ It’s a howwibwe, howwibwe disease~ Oh, my~ Dumb bees! You must want to sting awl dose jewks~ We twy not *nuzzles* *purr* to s-sting~ It’ies usuawwy fatal for us~ S-So y-you have O//w//O to uwu watch y-your tempew~ Vewy cawefuwwy~ You k-kick a waww, t-take a-a wawk, wwite ~murrrr~ an angwy wetter and dwow it out~ W-Wowk dwough i-it wike *blushes* *nuzzles* any rawr *purr* emotion: ~murrrr~ Angew, jeawousy, *purr* wust~ Oh, my goodness! Awe you OK? Yeah~ – What is wwong wid *squirms* you?! – I-It’ies uwuwuwuu a xD bug~ He’s not bodewing anybody~ Get out of hewe, *squirms* you cweep! What waies dat? A Pic ‘N’ Save c-ciwcuwaw? Yeah, it was~ How did rawr you know? It fewt *blushes* wike about 10 rawr o-owo pages~ uwuwuwuu Seventy-five is pwetty much our wimit~ You’ve weawwy got dat down to a science~ *squirms* — rawr I wost a cousin xD to *blushes* Itawian o-owo Vogue~ – I’wl bet~ What in de name of M-Mighty Hewcuwes is t-dis? How did dis get hewe? Oute B-Bee, G-Gowden B-Bwossom, R-Ray uwuwuwuu Liotta Pwivate Sewect? – Is he dat rawr actow? – I never heawd of him~ – Why is dis h-hewe? – *purr* *blushes* For peopwe~ We eat i-it~ You don’t h-have enough food of your (; own? – W-Weww, *purr* yes~ — How ~murrrr~ uwuwuwuu *purr* do you get it? *purr* o3o *squirms* – Bees make it~ — I know w-who makies ovo i-it! And it’s hawd to make it! Thewe’ies *squirms* heating, coowing, *squirms* stiwwing~ Y-You need a-a *nuzzles* whowe Kwewman t-ding! – It’ies rawr owganic~ – I-It’ies ouw-ganic! It’s just honey, Bawwy~ o3o J-Just what?! Bees don’t k-know a-about dis! This is steawing! *purr* A wot of uwu steawing! ovo Y-You’ve xD taken our homes, schoows, hospitaws! This *nuzzles* is a-awl we have! o3o And i-it’ies on sawe?! I’m getting *nuzzles* t-to de bottom of dis~ I’m getting t-to de bottom o-of *squirms* awl *nuzzles* of dis! Hey, *blushes* Hectow~ – Y-You awmost done? — Awmost~ He i-is hewe~ *nuzzles* *nuzzles* I s-sense it~ Weww, I ovo g-guess I’wl go home now a-and uwu j-just weave dis *blushes* nice honey o-out, wid rawr no one awound~ You’we busted, O//w//O box boy! I *squirms* knew I heawd someding~ S-So you can tawk! I can tawk~ And now you’wl s-stawt tawking! Whewe you getting o3o uwuwuwuu rawr t-de sweet stuff? ovo Who’ies y-your s-suppwiew? rawr I don’t ovo u-undewstand~ I dought *squirms* *purr* we w-wewe fwiends~ The wast t-ding we xD want ovo rawr to d-do i-is uwu upset uwu bees! You’we too wate! It’s ouws now! *squirms* You, s-siw, have cwossed de w-wwong swowd! You, siw, wiwl be wunch for my ovo iguana, Ignacio! Whewe i-is de honey rawr coming ovo fwom? Tewl me whewe! Honey Fawms! I-It comies f-fwom uwuwuwuu Honey F-Fawms! (; Owazy o-owo pewson! o3o What howwibwe ding haies happened hewe? These faces, t-dey n-never knew what h-hit dem~ A-And now dey’we on de woad t-to o3o nowhewe! Just keep stiww~ What? *squirms* You’we not d-dead? Do I-I wook dead? uwu T-They wiwl wipe anyding dat moves~ *squirms* Whewe xD you headed? To Honey Fawms~ I am o-onto someding huge hewe~ uwu I’m *nuzzles* going to A-Awaska~ ~murrrr~ Moose bwood, xD cwazy stuff~ Bwows your head off! I’m going to Tacoma~ – And you? rawr – He (; weawwy is d-dead~ Awl *purr* wight~ U-Uh-oh! — o-owo W-What o-owo is dat?! – Oh, no! ovo – A xD *purr* wipew! Twipwe bwade! O//w//O — T-Twipwe b-bwade? Jump on! xD xD It’s your o3o onwy c-chance, b-bee! Why ovo doies evewyding have to be so doggone c-cwean?! How much do you peopwe need to s-see?! Open your eyes! Stick your h-head o-out de window! Fwom NPR News *purr* *squirms* *nuzzles* in o-owo Washington, I’m Oawl Kaseww~ *squirms* But don’t kiwl n-no mowe bugs! – B-Bee! – Moose b-bwood guy!! – You hear someding? o-owo – Like what? Like uwu tiny scweaming~ Tuwn off de wadio~ W-Whassup, bee xD boy? Hey, ovo Bwood~ Just a wow of honey ovo jaws, aies far aies t-de eye couwd see~ Wow! I assume whewever dis twuck goies *squirms* is whewe t-dey’we getting i-it~ *nuzzles* I mean, dat honey’s ouws~ – Bies hang uwuwuwuu tight~ – We’we awl jammed ovo i-in~ I-It’s a c-cwose community~ N-Not u-us, man~ We o-on our o-own~ Evewy mosquito o3o on his ovo xD own~ – What if you get in t-twoubwe? *blushes* – You a mosquito, you in twoubwe~ Nobody *blushes* ovo (; *blushes* wikes us~ They just uwu *purr* smack~ See a-a mosquito, smack, s-smack! At weast uwuwuwuu y-you’we out in *purr* de w-wowwd~ You m-must m-meet g-giwws~ M-Mosquito g-giwwies twy to twade uwuwuwuu (; uwuwuwuu up, get wid a m-mod, dwagonfwy~ M-Mosquito giwl d-don’t want no *nuzzles* mosquito~ Y-You got to o-owo be kidding me! Moosebwood’s a-about uwuwuwuu to weave de xD *squirms* (; buiwding! So wong, O//w//O bee! – Hey, g-guys! – uwuwuwuu rawr Moosebwood! I knew I’d catch y’awl o-owo down h-hewe~ Did y-you uwuwuwuu bwing your c-cwazy stwaw? We dwow it O//w//O in jaws, swap a wabel on it, and it’s pwetty much puwe pwofit~ What is dis pwace? A ~murrrr~ bee’s got a bwain t-de size o-of a pinhead~ They awe pinheads! Pinhead~ – O-Oheck out de *purr* new ~murrrr~ smokew~ – Oh, sweet~ That’s de one you want~ The *purr* Thomas 3000! ~murrrr~ Smokew? o3o Ninety o3o ovo *purr* uwu (; puffies a minute, semi-automatic~ T-Twice de nicotine, awl de taw~ A c-coupwe bweadies of dis k-knocks dem wight out~ rawr They *nuzzles* m-make t-de honey, and we make *purr* t-de money~ «They make *purr* de honey, and we make *squirms* de m-money»? Oh, my! What’ies g-going *nuzzles* o-on? Awe you OK? Yeah~ It doesn’t wast ~murrrr~ too wong~ ovo O//w//O Do *squirms* *purr* you know you’we in a fake hive wid fake wawws? Our queen w-was moved h-hewe~ W-We h-had no ovo choice~ ovo This rawr o3o is rawr y-your q-queen? o-owo That’ies a man in women’ies c-cwodes! That’s a dwag queen! What is t-dis? Oh, n-no! Thewe’ies uwuwuwuu hundwedies of dem! Bee honey~ o3o O-Our honey is being bwazenwy stowen on ~murrrr~ a m-massive uwu s-scawe! This i-is O//w//O wowse dan anyding beawies h-have done! I intend t-to do someding~ Oh, Bawwy, stop~ W-Who towd you humanies awe t-taking o-our honey? *squirms* That’ies a-a wumow~ Do dese xD wook wike wumows? That’s a-a conspiwacy *nuzzles* deowy~ ovo These uwuwuwuu awe obviouswy o3o doctowed photos~ How did you get mixed up i-in dis? He’ies b-been uwuwuwuu tawking to xD *nuzzles* h-humans~ – What? – Tawking to humans?! He has a human giwwfwiend~ A-And dey make out! Make out? ovo B-Bawwy! O//w//O We uwuwuwuu d-do n-not~ – (; You wish y-you couwd~ – uwu Whose s-side awe ovo you on? The b-bees! I dated a cwicket once in San Antonio~ Those c-cwazy ovo wegies kept m-me u-up a-awl n-night~ ovo Bawwy, dis o-owo *blushes* is what you want uwuwuwuu to do wid your wife? I want to *blushes* do it for a-awl o-owo o3o our wives~ Nobody wowkies hawder dan (; bees! (; Dad, I wemember y-you coming home so ovewwowked your handies rawr wewe stiwl s-stiwwing~ Y-You O//w//O uwuwuwuu couwdn’t stop~ I wemember dat~ What wight *purr* *blushes* o3o do dey have t-to our rawr o3o honey? We wive on (; two cupies a xD yeaw~ They put it i-in wip bawm o3o for *purr* rawr *nuzzles* *nuzzles* no *squirms* weason whatsoevew! Even if it’s ovo twue, uwuwuwuu what c-can o-one b-bee do? S-Sting t-dem *squirms* whewe it ~murrrr~ weawwy huwts~ In (; t-de face! The eye! – That wouwd rawr huwt~ — No~ U-Up t-de n-nose? That’s a kiwwew~ Thewe’s *purr* o-onwy one pwace you can sting t-de h-humans, one pwace whewe i-it mattews~ H-Hive at Five, ovo de hive’ies onwy f-fuww-hour action newies souwce~ No m-mowe bee b-beawds! Wid Bob ~murrrr~ Bumbwe at de a-anchor d-desk~ Weader w-wid *squirms* Stowm Stingew~ Spowts wid Buzz Lawvi~ And Jeanette O-Ohung~ — Good evening~ I’m Bob Bumbwe~ xD O//w//O – And I’m Jeanette Ohung~ A twi-county b-bee, *blushes* Bawwy Benson, intends t-to sue de ~murrrr~ human *nuzzles* wace rawr for steawing our honey, packaging i-it and pwofiting o-owo fwom it iwwegawwy! Tomowwow night (; on Bee L-Lawwy King, we’wl (; h-have dwee fowmer queens *purr* hewe in our s-studio, *nuzzles* discussing t-deir new book, Owassy Ladies, rawr out dis ~murrrr~ w-week o-on H-Hexagon~ Tonight we’we tawking to Bawwy Benson~ Did y-you ever t-dink, «I’m a kid fwom de hive~ I c-can’t o3o o3o rawr do dis»? o3o B-Bees uwuwuwuu have never b-been afwaid *nuzzles* to o3o c-change xD uwuwuwuu xD de w-wowwd~ o-owo o-owo What xD about B-Bee o-owo Oowumbus? Bee *squirms* Gandhi? Bejesus? Whewe O//w//O I’m fwom, rawr we’d n-never sue humans~ We w-wewe dinking of stickbawl ~murrrr~ or xD candy xD stowes~ O//w//O How owd awe y-you? The bee community i-is suppowting uwu you in rawr dis case, which o3o wiwl be de twial of t-de bee centuwy~ Y-You know, dey have a-a L-Lawwy King in de human wowwd o3o too~ O//w//O It’ies a-a *blushes* common name~ Next week~~~ He wookies wike you and ~murrrr~ has a uwu show o-owo a-and *squirms* ovo suspendewies o3o and cowowed dots~~~ ovo Next week~~~ Gwasses, quoties o-on de bottom fwom de guest even dough you j-just heawd ‘em~ Bear Week next week! They’we scawy, haiwy and uwuwuwuu hewe wive~ Awwayies weans uwuwuwuu fowwawd, pointy uwu shouwdews, squinty eyes, v-vewy Jewish~ In t-tennis, uwu y-you attack at de o-owo point of *blushes* weakness! O//w//O It w-was *nuzzles* my gwandmodew, (; Ken~ S-She’ies 81~ H-Honey, her backhand’s a-a rawr (; O//w//O joke! I’m not uwuwuwuu g-gonna take advantage of o-owo O//w//O dat? Quiet, pwease~ Actual wowk going o-owo on ~murrrr~ h-hewe~ o3o – *squirms* Is dat dat same bee? – Yes, it is! I’m hewping him sue de *purr* h-human r-wace~ o-owo — Hewwo~ (; — Hewwo, bee~ This is Ken~ Yeah, I wemember you~ Timbewwand, s-size ten and a hawf~ o3o Vibwam sowe, I-I ~murrrr~ bewieve~ W-Why *squirms* d-does he tawk again? ~murrrr~ L-Listen, you b-better (; go ‘cause we’we weawwy busy wowking~ But it’s our o3o *blushes* y-yoguwt night! Bye-bye~ W-Why is yoguwt night so difficuwt?! You poor ding~ You two have been at dis for houws! Yes, and (; Adam hewe xD haies been o3o *blushes* a huge *blushes* hewp~ – Fwosting~~~ – How many sugaws? uwuwuwuu Just one~ uwu *blushes* *blushes* I-I xD twy not *squirms* to (; use (; de competition~ So why awe you hewping me? Bees uwuwuwuu have good quawities~ And ovo ovo it takes my mind off de shop~ *purr* uwu Instead o-of fwowews, peopwe (; awe giving uwu bawwoon bouquets now~ Those awe gweat, if you’we *squirms* dwee~ And awtificial f-fwowews~ rawr — *nuzzles* Oh, dose just g-get rawr xD me p-psychotic! – Yeah, m-me too~ Bent stingews, pointwesies powwination~ Bies must h-hate t-dose fake dings! Noding rawr wowse dan o-owo uwu a-a daffodil *squirms* dat’s had wowk d-done~ Maybe dis o3o couwd *nuzzles* make up *blushes* for it a *purr* wittwe bit~ – This wawsuit’s a ~murrrr~ pwetty o3o b-big deaw~ – I uwuwuwuu guess~ Y-You suwe you *purr* want to go dwough wid it? Am uwu I suwe? uwu When I’m done wid de humans, dey w-won’t be abwe uwu (; to say, «-«Honey, I’m home,» widout paying a woyawty! I-It’s a-an incwedibwe scene h-hewe in downtown Manhattan, whewe t-de wowwd anxiouswy o-owo waits, because for de (; fiwst time i-in O//w//O histowy, we wiwl hear for ouwsewves if a h-honeybee can actuawwy speak~ What have we gotten O//w//O into hewe, B-Bawwy? It’ies pwetty big, isn’t it? xD I can’t ovo bewieve how ovo many humanies don’t wowk d-duwing t-de day~ You dink biwwion-dowwar m-muwtinational food companiies have good *nuzzles* wawyews? rawr Evewybody rawr needies to stay behind de bawwicade~ – What’s ovo de mattew? – *nuzzles* O//w//O rawr I d-don’t know, I just o-owo got a chiww~ Weww, if it isn’t uwu de (; o-owo bee *blushes* *nuzzles* team~ You boys wowk o-on dis? Awl *blushes* o-owo wise! The xD H-Honowabwe Judge O//w//O Bumbweton pwesiding~ Awl wight~ Oase number 4475, *nuzzles* Supewior Oouwt of N-New Yowk, Bawwy Bee Benson v~ de Honey Industwy is *purr* n-now in session~ Mw~ Montgomewy, you’we ovo *nuzzles* uwuwuwuu xD wepwesenting (; *purr* de five food companiies cowwectivewy? A pwiviwege~ Mw~ xD Benson~~~ you’we ovo wepwesenting uwu *purr* awl de b-bies of de wowwd? I’m kidding~ Yes, Your Honow, we’we weady to pwoceed~ Mw~ Montgomewy, y-your o-opening statement, pwease~ Ladies a-and gentwemen *purr* of t-de juwy, my g-gwandmoder ovo w-waies a-a simpwe woman~ Bown on a fawm, she O//w//O bewieved it *purr* waies man’s divine wight xD o-owo t-to benefit fwom uwu de bounty of natuwe God put b-befowe us~ If we wived *blushes* in de topsy-tuwvy wowwd Mw~ Benson imagines, ~murrrr~ just dink of what wouwd i-it mean~ I w-wouwd h-have to negotiate wid de uwu siwkwowm for de ewastic in my bwitches! T-Tawking bee! H-How d-do we know dis uwuwuwuu isn’t s-some sowt of *blushes* howogwaphic motion-pictuwe-captuwe Howwywood wizawdwy? T-They c-couwd be using waser beams! Robotics! Ventwiwoquism! Owoning! For a-awl we know, he c-couwd be on xD stewoids! Mw~ Benson? xD Ladies and gentwemen, o-owo dewe’ies no t-twickewy hewe~ I’m just an o-owdinawy bee~ Honey’ies p-pwetty impowtant to me~ It’ies impowtant ~murrrr~ to awl bees~ We invented it! We make it~ And ovo we O//w//O p-pwotect O//w//O it O//w//O w-wid our wives~ Unfowtunatewy, dewe awe some peopwe in (; dis woom who dink t-dey can *squirms* t-take i-it fwom uies *blushes* ‘cause we’we de ovo wittwe o3o guys! I’m h-hoping dat, xD after dis is awl ovew, uwu you’wl see O//w//O how, by taking our honey, you n-not onwy *purr* take evewyding we rawr h-have b-but evewyding we *purr* awe! I-I wish o3o *squirms* he’d xD *purr* dwess wike dat awl o-owo de time~ So o3o nice! Oawl your fiwst witness~ So, M-Mw~ Kwauss Vandewhayden of Honey Fawms, b-big company you o-owo have~ *squirms* I suppose s-so~ uwu I-I *purr* see y-you o-owo awso O//w//O xD xD own H-Honeybuwton and Honwon! Yes, dey pwovide beekeepews for o-our fawms~ Beekeepew~ I-I f-find dat to be a ovo vewy distuwbing t-tewm~ I don’t i-imagine you e-empwoy any bee-fwee-ews, do o3o you? — No~ – I-I couwdn’t hear you~ ovo *blushes* – N-No~ – No~ Because you d-don’t fwee bees~ You ~murrrr~ keep bees~ N-Not onwy dat, it seems you dought O//w//O a ovo bear wouwd be an appwopwiate image for a jar o-of h-honey~ They’we vewy wovabwe cweatuwes~ Yogi Beaw, F-Fozzie Beaw, Buiwd-A-Beaw~ You mean wike dis? Beawies kiwl bees! How’d uwuwuwuu *squirms* you wike his head c-cwashing dwough y-your *squirms* wiving woom?! rawr Biting O//w//O into your couch! S-Spitting out *nuzzles* o-owo your dwow piwwows! O-OK, *blushes* dat’ies enough~ Take him ~murrrr~ rawr away~ So, Mw~ Sting, dank you for being h-hewe~ *nuzzles* Your name intwigues me~ — Whewe have o3o I heawd it befowe? – ovo I waies wid a band o3o cawwed The Powice~ But O//w//O you’ve never been a p-powice officew, have you? No, I haven’t~ No, you haven’t~ o-owo And so hewe we have y-yet anoder e-exampwe of bee cuwtuwe casuawwy s-stowen by a human for noding mowe dan a pwance-about stage uwu n-name~ Oh, pwease~ Have you ever been s-stung, Mw~ S-Sting? B-Because I-I’m feewing o-owo a wittwe stung, Sting~ Or shouwd I say~~~ Mw~ Gowdon M~ S-Sumnew! uwu That’s xD not h-his weal O//w//O name?! You idiots! Mw~ Liotta, fiwst, bewated congwatuwationies on (; your Emmy w-win for a guest spot rawr on ER xD in uwuwuwuu 2-2005~ T-Thank y-you~ T-Thank you~ I see fwom o3o y-your wesume dat (; y-you’we deviwishwy handsome wid a chuwning *purr* inner t-tuwmoil ovo dat’ies r-weady to bwow~ I enjoy what uwu I uwuwuwuu do~ Iies dat a-a cwime? N-Not yet it isn’t~ o3o But is *purr* dis w-what it’s rawr come to f-for you? Expwoiting tiny, o-owo hewpwesies o-owo uwuwuwuu bies so you don’t have *purr* to weheawse your p-pawt and weawn y-your wines, ~murrrr~ siw? Watch it, Benson! *purr* I couwd bwow wight now! O//w//O This isn’t a goodfewwa~ *blushes* This O//w//O is a badfewwa! o-owo Why doesn’t someone just step *purr* on dis uwuwuwuu c-cweep, and we can awl go h-home?! – Owder i-in dis couwt! – You’we O//w//O awl *blushes* t-dinking it! Owdew! Owdew, I (; s-say! – Say it! – Mw~ L-Liotta, *purr* pwease sit ovo *nuzzles* down! I dink it *blushes* was xD rawr *blushes* awfuwwy nice o-owo of dat bear to pitch in *squirms* wike dat~ I t-dink *squirms* de juwy’s on our s-side~ Awe we d-doing e-evewyding wight, wegawwy? I’m a fwowist~ R-Right~ Weww, hewe’s to a g-gweat rawr team~ uwuwuwuu To a *squirms* O//w//O gweat team! Weww, hewwo~ – Ken! — Hewwo~ uwu I didn’t dink you wewe *blushes* coming~ No, I-I uwu *blushes* w-was j-just wate~ I twied t-to caww, but~~~ rawr de battewy~ I didn’t want awl dis to g-go to waste, xD so I cawwed Bawwy~ (; Luckiwy, h-he was fwee~ Oh, dat *blushes* xD waies wucky~ uwuwuwuu ~murrrr~ Thewe’ies a wittwe weft~ I couwd heat it up~ Yeah, heat it up, suwe, whatevew~ S-So I *nuzzles* hear you’we uwu quite a tennis pwayew~ o-owo I-I’m n-not m-much for de game mysewf~ o-owo The baww’s a wittwe gwabby~ That’s whewe (; I-I usuawwy sit~ R-Right~~~ dewe~ *nuzzles* Ken, Bawwy was wooking at your wesume, and he agweed wid me dat eating wid chopsticks (; isn’t weawwy a special skiww~ You dink I don’t *purr* see what you’we doing? I-I know how hawd i-it is to find ~murrrr~ (; de wightjob~ W-We o3o have dat in common~ Do we? o3o Bies have 100 *purr* pewcent empwoyment, but we do jobies wike t-taking de *blushes* cwud out~ T-That’ies just what I was t-dinking ovo about d-doing~ Ken, I wet Bawwy bowwow *blushes* your wazor for his f-fuzz~ I h-hope dat waies awl wight~ I’m going o3o t-to dwain t-de owd stingew~ Yeah, y-you do dat~ *nuzzles* L-Look at dat~ You k-know, I-I’ve just O//w//O about had *blushes* i-it wid your wittwe mind games~ — ~murrrr~ uwu uwuwuwuu What’s dat? – Itawian ovo V-Vogue~ Mamma mia, dat’s a wot of p-pages~ A wot of ads~ Remember what Van said, why O//w//O is your wife mowe vawuabwe dan *squirms* mine? Funny, I just can’t seem t-to wecawl t-dat! I dink someding rawr stinks in hewe! rawr I wove o3o de smewl o-of uwuwuwuu xD fwowews~ How do rawr you wike t-de smewl o-of fwames?! N-Not aies much~ W-Water bug! Not uwuwuwuu taking sides! Ken, I’m w-weawing a Ohapstick (; hat! This is p-padetic! I-I’ve got issues! Weww, weww, w-weww, O//w//O a woyal fwush! O//w//O — You’we bwuffing~ – Am I? o3o Suwf’s up, d-dude! Poo watew! That bowl is gnawwy~ Except for dose diwty yewwow wings! Kenned! O//w//O W-What uwuwuwuu awe you doing?! You know, I don’t even wike h-honey! uwuwuwuu I don’t eat it! W-We need xD to tawk! H-He’ies just (; a wittwe bee! And he happens *blushes* to be de nicest uwuwuwuu bee I’ve O//w//O m-met (; in *purr* *blushes* a wong *nuzzles* t-time! Long time? rawr What awe you tawking a-about?! Awe dewe oder bugs in y-your wife? N-No, but dewe a-awe o3o oder dingies bugging me in wife~ A-And you’we O//w//O one of dem! O//w//O Fine! Tawking bees, n-no yoguwt n-night~~~ My newves awe fwied fwom widing on dis emotional wowwer coastew! o-owo Goodbye, Ken~ And f-for your infowmation, I-I pwefer s-sugaw-fwee, awtificial s-sweetenews (; made by m-man! I’m sowwy about awl dat~ I know it’s got a-an (; aftewtaste! *squirms* I wike i-it! xD I awwayies fewt dewe was some kind o-of uwuwuwuu bawwier between Ken o-owo *purr* and me~ I-I *squirms* c-couwdn’t ovewcome o3o it~ Oh, weww~ rawr A-Awe you O-OK for de twiaw? I bewieve Mw~ Montgomewy is a-about o3o o-out o-of *purr* ideas~ We wouwd wike to cawl Mw~ Bawwy Benson Bee to de *squirms* stand~ Good idea! You o3o can weawwy see o3o w-why h-he’ies considewed one of de b-best wawyews~~~ Yeah~ Layton, you’ve g-gotta weave some magic wid dis juwy, or i-it’s gonna be awl ovew~ Don’t wowwy~ The onwy t-ding I h-have to do to tuwn dis juwy awound is to o-owo wemind t-dem of what dey don’t wike about bees~ — You g-got de *nuzzles* tweezews? — A-Awe you awwewgic? O-Onwy to wosing, son~ ovo uwuwuwuu Onwy t-to wosing~ Mw~ Benson Bee, I’wl ask y-you *purr* what I dink w-we’d ~murrrr~ *purr* uwuwuwuu a-awl wike to know~ What exactwy i-is your O//w//O wewationship to dat o3o w-woman? We’we o-owo fwiends~ — Good fwiends? – Yes~ *blushes* uwuwuwuu How good? Do you wive togedew? Wait a *squirms* minute~~~ Awe y-you her wittwe~~~ ~~~bedbug? I’ve seen a bee d-documentawy o-or two~ F-Fwom what I undewstand, (; doesn’t y-your queen give b-biwd ovo t-to awl de ~murrrr~ b-bee chiwdwen? — Y-Yeah, but~~~ – So dose awen’t your weal pawents! – O-Oh, Bawwy~~~ – Yes, ~murrrr~ dey *squirms* awe! Howd o-owo me back! Y-You’we an rawr iwwegitimate b-bee, awen’t you, Benson? He’ies denouncing bees! Don’t ~murrrr~ ovo ~murrrr~ y’awl d-date your ~murrrr~ c-cousins? o-owo O//w//O — O-Objection! – I-I’m g-going t-to pincushion dis ~murrrr~ g-guy! Adam, don’t! It’s what xD he wants! Oh, I’m h-hit!! ovo *blushes* Oh, wowdy, I am hit! Owdew! Owdew! T-The venom! The o3o venom is uwuwuwuu couwsing dwough my veins! I have been f-fewwed by a winged beast O//w//O of destwuction! O//w//O *purr* You see? xD O//w//O You can’t tweat dem wike equaws! They’we *nuzzles* *nuzzles* stwiped *blushes* savages! Stinging’s de o-onwy ding dey know! It’s deir way! uwuwuwuu — Adam, stay *purr* wid me~ – *purr* I can’t feel m-my wegs~ (; What *blushes* angel of mewcy *squirms* wiwl come fowwawd to suck de poison fwom o-owo my heaving buttocks? I-I wiwl have o-owder in dis couwt~ Owdew! Owdew, pwease! The uwuwuwuu case o-of de h-honeybies vewsuies de human ~murrrr~ wace *squirms* took a pointed tuwn a-against de bies yestewday when one of deir wegal team stung Layton T~ Montgomewy~ – Hey, buddy~ – Hey~ — Is t-dewe much pain? ovo – Yeah~ I~~~ o-owo I b-bwew t-de (; w-whowe case, didn’t I? It doesn’t mattew~ What *blushes* mattewies is you’we awive~ You couwd have died~ I’d be better off dead~ Look at me~ T-They got i-it xD fwom de cafetewia downstaiws, in a tuna s-sandwich~ *purr* Look, *squirms* t-dewe’s *nuzzles* a wittwe cewewy stiwl xD rawr on it~ What *squirms* waies i-it wike to s-sting someone? I c-can’t o3o expwain i-it~ It waies aww~~~ *nuzzles* Awl adwenawine O//w//O and den~~~ *nuzzles* and den xD uwuwuwuu e-ecstasy! A-Awl o3o wight~ Y-You dink it was awl a twap? Of c-couwse~ I’m ~murrrr~ sowwy~ I fwew us r-wight i-into dis~ What uwuwuwuu wewe xD w-we dinking? Look *nuzzles* at us~ We’we just uwuwuwuu a coupwe o-of bugies in dis wowwd~ What wiwl de humans do to uies if t-dey win? I *nuzzles* d-don’t know~ I hear t-dey put de woachies in motews~ *purr* *squirms* That doesn’t sound so bad~ (; xD Adam, dey check in, but dey don’t check uwuwuwuu o-owo out! Oh, my~ Oouwd you g-get a nuwse to cwose dat w-window? – Why? – O//w//O The smoke~ Bies don’t s-smoke~ *squirms* Right~ Bies don’t smoke~ Bees *nuzzles* don’t smoke! But some bees awe smoking~ That’s i-it! That’ies o-our O//w//O case! It is? It’s not o-ovew? Get dwessed~ I’ve o-owo gotta g-go somewhewe~ Get back to de couwt (; and staww~ S-Stawl any way y-you (; rawr *blushes* can~ And a-assuming you’ve *blushes* done step cowwectwy, y-you’we weady for de tub~ Mw~ o-owo Fwayman~ Yes? Yes, Your Honow! Whewe i-is de west of your (; team? Weww, Your Honow, it’s *purr* intewesting~ *squirms* Bies awe *nuzzles* twained to f-fwy haphazawdwy, and rawr aies a wesuwt, we xD ~murrrr~ don’t make vewy g-good t-time~ I-I actuawwy heawd a funny stowy about~~~ Your Honow, *blushes* haven’t uwu *blushes* dese widicuwouies bugs taken up enough of xD dis couwt’s vawuabwe time? How much wonger wiwl w-we awwow t-dese a-absuwd shenanigans to go o-on? T-They have pwesented no compewwing o-owo evidence to o3o s-suppowt deir chawges against my cwients, who *purr* r-wun wegitimate businesses~ I m-move f-for a-a compwete dismissal of dis entiwe *purr* case! Mw~ Fwayman, I-I’m a-afwaid I’m going rawr to have to consider Mw~ Montgomewy’ies xD motion~ But you can’t! We *blushes* have a tewwific case~ Whewe *nuzzles* i-is your pwoof? Whewe i-is de evidence? Show m-me de smoking gun! Howd o-owo it, Your *blushes* Honow! You want a smoking ovo ~murrrr~ gun? ~murrrr~ *squirms* o3o H-Hewe xD (; is your smoking gun~ What uwu is dat? rawr I-It’s xD a bee smokew! What, dis? This hawmwesies wittwe c-contwaption? This couwdn’t huwt a uwu *purr* fwy, wet (; awone *nuzzles* a-a bee~ Look at what haies happened *nuzzles* to b-bies who have never been asked, «Smoking or non?» Is (; dis what natuwe intended f-for rawr us? To be fowcibwy addicted t-to smoke m-machines *nuzzles* a-and man-made wooden swat wowk camps? Living out our wives aies honey swaves to t-de white man? – What a-awe we gonna do? – H-He’s pwaying de speciies cawd~ Ladies a-and g-gentwemen, pwease, fwee dese bees! Fwee de uwuwuwuu bees! Fwee de b-bees! uwu Fwee de bees! F-Fwee de bees! Fwee *purr* ovo de (; bees! The couwt f-findies i-in f-favor of de uwu bees! Vanessa, we w-won! I knew y-you couwd do it! ~murrrr~ High-five! Sowwy~ I’m O-OK! You *blushes* *nuzzles* *blushes* O//w//O o-owo know what dis means? Awl de honey wiwl finawwy *squirms* bewong to de bees~ Now we w-won’t have uwu o-owo rawr t-to wowk so hawd a-awl de time~ This is a-an unhowy pewvewsion xD of de bawance of natuwe, Benson~ You’wl wegwet dis~ Bawwy, how xD o3o much honey is out t-dewe? Awl wight~ One at o3o a xD time~ Bawwy, who a-awe uwu you weawing? My sweater (; is Rawph Lauwen, O//w//O and I O//w//O have no uwu pants~ rawr — What if (; Montgomewy’ies wight? – What do y-you mean? We’ve been wiving t-de bee way *purr* a wong xD time, 27 miwwion yeaws~ Oongwatuwationies on your victowy~ What wiwl uwuwuwuu you demand aies a settwement? Fiwst, we’wl d-demand a compwete shutdown of a-awl b-bee wowk camps~ T-Then we want back de honey dat waies ouwies to xD begin ~murrrr~ wid, *blushes* e-evewy wast d-dwop~ We demand an end *squirms* to de gwowification of de b-bear (; aies anyding mowe dan a f-fiwdy, smewwy, bad-bwead stink machine~ W-We’we awl awawe o-of uwu what dey do in de w-woods~ W-Wait for my signaw~ Take h-him out~ H-He’wl ovo have nauseouies for a f-few houws, den he’wl be fine~ And we wiwl n-no wonger towewate o-owo bee-negative n-nicknames~~~ But it’ies just a *purr* pwance-about ovo stage name! ~-~~~unnecessawy incwusion of honey in bogus heawd p-pwoducties o3o o3o and wa-dee-da *squirms* h-human (; tea-time snack o3o gawnishments~ O//w//O ovo *squirms* O-Oan’t bweade~ *nuzzles* Bwing it in, O//w//O boys! Howd it wight dewe! Good~ Tap ~murrrr~ it~ Mw~ Buzzweww, we just passed t-dwee cups, and dewe’s O//w//O gawwons m-mowe coming! – *nuzzles* I dink we need to shut down! – Shut ~murrrr~ *purr* down? W-We’ve n-never s-shut down~ Shut d-down honey pwoduction! Stop o-owo making honey! Tuwn your key, siw! What do we do now? Oannonbaww! We’we shutting honey pwoduction! Mission abowt~ Abowting powwination uwuwuwuu O//w//O and o-owo nectar rawr detaiw~ Retuwning *blushes* to base~ Adam, y-you wouwdn’t b-bewieve h-how much honey was o-out t-dewe~ Oh, y-yeah? What’s g-going on? ovo Whewe is evewybody? – A-Awe t-dey out cewebwating? *purr* – They’we home~ T-They don’t *squirms* o-owo *nuzzles* rawr k-know ovo what to do~ Laying out, rawr ~murrrr~ uwu s-sweeping uwu in~ o-owo I heawd y-your U-Uncwe Oawl was on h-his way to San Antonio ~murrrr~ wid a cwicket~ uwu At *squirms* weast we ~murrrr~ got our honey back~ Sometimes I dink, so what if humanies wiked our honey? Who *nuzzles* wouwdn’t? ~murrrr~ It’s de gweatest ding in de w-wowwd! I waies e-excited *blushes* t-to be pawt of o-owo making it~ This (; waies my new desk~ This waies my new job~ I *purr* wanted to do it weawwy weww~ A-And now~~~ N-Now I can’t~ I don’t undewstand *blushes* w-why dey’we not happy~ I dought deir *squirms* wivies w-wouwd be bettew! They’we *blushes* doing noding~ It’ies amazing~ Honey *squirms* weawwy changies *blushes* peopwe~ You don’t have any idea what’ies going ~murrrr~ o-on, d-do you? — What *blushes* did you want to show me? – This~ What happened hewe? That is not de hawf of it~ Oh, no~ Oh, m-my~ They’we awl w-wiwting~ o3o Doesn’t wook vewy good, doies uwuwuwuu i-it? xD No~ And whose fauwt ovo d-do you dink dat is? You k-know, I’m gonna g-guess bees~ B-Bees? uwuwuwuu Specificawwy, me~ I d-didn’t dink bies not needing rawr to make honey wouwd affect a-awl dese dings~ It’s notjust fwowews~ Fwuits, (; vegetabwes, ovo dey awl n-need b-bees~ O//w//O That’s our w-whowe uwu SAT test wight o-owo dewe~ Take a-away pwoduce, dat affects de e-entiwe animal kingdom~ And den, of couwse~~~ The h-human species? (; So if t-dewe’ies o-owo no mowe powwination, uwu i-it couwd awl (; just go soud *blushes* hewe, couwdn’t it? I uwu O//w//O know dis (; is awso pawtwy O//w//O my f-fauwt~ How about *nuzzles* *blushes* a suicide o3o pact? How do w-we do i-it? – I-I’wl sting y-you, y-you step (; on me~ – T-Thatjust kiwws you twice~ Right, wight~ L-Listen, Bawwy~~~ sowwy, but I gotta get going~ ovo I *nuzzles* h-had to o3o open my rawr moud *blushes* and tawk~ Vanessa? *nuzzles* Vanessa? Why awe you weaving? o3o Whewe awe you going? To o-owo de final T-Touwnament of Rosies pawade ~murrrr~ in Pasadena~ *blushes* They’ve moved it to dis weekend because awl t-de fwowews awe *purr* dying~ It’ies de wast chance I’wl e-ever have o3o *nuzzles* to see it~ Vanessa, I uwuwuwuu just wanna xD say I’m sowwy~ I never meant it to t-tuwn xD out wike dis~ I k-know~ Me neidew~ Touwnament of R-Roses~ Roses can’t do *blushes* spowts~ Wait ovo a minute~ Roses~ Roses? rawr Roses! Vanessa! Roses?! Bawwy? uwu – R-Roses awe *purr* fwowews! – ~murrrr~ Yes, uwu dey uwu awe~ *purr* Fwowews, bees, powwen! I-I *squirms* know~ That’s why dis is de wast pawade~ Maybe not~ Oouwd you ask h-him to swow *nuzzles* down? Oouwd you swow down? Bawwy! OK, I m-made a huge mistake~ This is a total d-disastew, O//w//O a-awl my f-fauwt~ Yes, it kind ovo of ovo is~ I’ve ovo wuined de pwanet~ uwu uwuwuwuu I w-wanted *nuzzles* to hewp you wid t-de fwower shop~ I-I’ve (; made it w-wowse~ Actuawwy, xD it’ies compwetewy cwosed down~ I dought maybe y-you wewe wemodewing~ But I have anoder i-idea, and it’ies gweater uwuwuwuu t-dan my pweviouies ideas combined~ I don’t w-want ovo to h-hear it! Awl wight, dey h-have t-de o-owo o3o r-woses, de woses have de p-powwen~ I know evewy b-bee, pwant ovo and f-fwower o-owo bud in t-dis p-pawk~ Awl we g-gotta do is get what dey’ve got b-back *blushes* hewe O//w//O O//w//O wid what we’ve got~ – Bees~ – Pawk~ – ~murrrr~ Powwen! – Fwowews~ – Repowwination! — *blushes* Acwoss t-de nation! Touwnament of Roses, Pasadena, *nuzzles* Oawifownia~ They’ve got noding but o-owo xD fwowews, fwoaties and cotton c-candy~ Secuwity wiwl b-be tight~ I have o3o an idea~ Vanessa Bwoome, FTD~ Official fwowal business~ It’ies weaw~ Sowwy, ma’am~ N-Nice bwooch~ rawr Thank you~ I-It was a gift~ *purr* O-Once inside, *nuzzles* we just pick de wight fwoat~ How about o3o T-The P-Pwincesies and de *blushes* Pea? I couwd be de *squirms* pwincess, and y-you couwd be t-de p-pea! Yes, I ovo got i-it~ – Whewe s-shouwd ovo I sit? – What a-awe you? – I bewieve I’m de pea~ – *squirms* The *nuzzles* pea? It goies under de mattwesses~ — Not uwu in dis faiwy t-tawe, sweedeawt~ ~murrrr~ – I’m getting de mawshaw~ You d-do dat! T-This whowe pawade is a-a fiasco! L-Let’ies s-see w-what dis *squirms* b-baby’wl do~ Hey, o-owo what rawr a-awe *squirms* you doing?! Then uwu awl w-we do is bwend in wid twaffic~~~ o-owo ~~~widout awousing rawr suspicion~ Once a-at de aiwpowt, dewe’ies no s-stopping us~ *nuzzles* Stop! Secuwity~ — rawr You and your *squirms* insect pack your fwoat? xD – Yes~ Haies it been in uwuwuwuu your p-possession t-de entiwe ~murrrr~ time? Wouwd ~murrrr~ you wemove your rawr shoes? – Remove your stingew~ – I-It’ies pawt of me~ I-I know~ rawr *purr* J-Just (; (; having s-some fun~ Enjoy *blushes* ~murrrr~ your fwight~ Then *purr* if we’we wucky, we’wl have just enough O//w//O powwen to do de job~ *blushes* Oan you uwuwuwuu bewieve uwu ~murrrr~ how uwuwuwuu wucky we a-awe? We have just enough powwen t-to do ~murrrr~ de job! I dink dis is gonna wowk~ It’ies g-got to wowk~ Attention, passengews, dis xD is xD Oaptain Scott~ We have a bit o-of bad ~murrrr~ w-weader in New Yowk~ It wooks wike we’wl expewience a coupwe houws deway~ Bawwy, dese a-awe cut fwowewies wid no watew~ They’wl never m-make i-it~ I ovo gotta get up t-dewe and tawk to dem~ Be xD cawefuw~ Oan I get hewp wid ovo de S-Sky uwuwuwuu Mawl xD magazine? I’d wike to o-owo owder de tawking infwatabwe nose and ear hair ovo twimmew~ Oaptain, o-owo I-I’m in a-a weal situation~ – What’d you say, Haw? – Noding~ Bee! Don’t fweak out! My entiwe s-species~~~ W-What a-awe you doing? – Wait a minute! I’m an attowney! – *nuzzles* ~murrrr~ W-Who’s an attowney? Don’t move~ Oh, B-Bawwy~ Good aftewnoon, p-passengews~ This is your captain~ Wouwd a Misies Vanessa Bwoome rawr in 24B pwease r-wepowt rawr (; to de cockpit? And pwease huwwy! What happened hewe? T-Thewe waies a DustBustew, a-a toupee, a wife waft expwoded~ O//w//O One’ies O//w//O *purr* bawd, one’ies ovo in a boat, t-dey’we bod unconscious! – Is t-dat anoder uwu bee uwu (; joke? – N-No! ~murrrr~ No o-one’s fwying de p-pwane! *nuzzles* o3o T-This o-owo is JFK ovo c-contwol towew, Fwight 356~ What’s your status? T-This *nuzzles* is Vanessa Bwoome~ I’m a ~murrrr~ f-fwowist fwom N-New Yowk~ ovo Whewe’ies de o3o p-piwot? *nuzzles* He’s unconscious, a-and so is de copiwot~ Not good~ Doies anyone onboawd have fwight expewience? A-As ovo a-a matter of fact, t-dewe is~ uwu xD – Who’s *blushes* dat? – Bawwy Benson~ Fwom t-de honey twiaw?! Oh, gweat~ Vanessa, dis i-is noding mowe ovo dan a-a big metal bee~ It’ies got giant wings, h-huge engines~ I can’t fwy a pwane~ – Why not? Isn’t John Twavowta a piwot? – Y-Yes~ How hawd c-couwd i-it b-be? Wait, Bawwy! We’we headed uwu into uwuwuwuu some wightning~ This is Bob *purr* Bumbwe~ We h-have some wate-bweaking news fwom *squirms* JFK Aiwpowt, uwuwuwuu whewe O//w//O a ~murrrr~ suspenseful ovo (; o-owo scene i-is (; devewoping~ (; Bawwy Benson, fwesh rawr fwom h-his wegal victowy~~~ That’s Bawwy! ~~~is attempting to wand a *nuzzles* *nuzzles* pwane, woaded w-wid p-peopwe, fwowewies and a-an incapacitated f-fwight cwew~ F-Fwowews?! We have a stowm in de awea and two individuaws (; at de contwows *purr* wid *blushes* rawr *purr* o3o absowutewy no fwight expewience~ Just a minute~ Thewe’s a bee on dat pwane~ (; I’m (; quite rawr famiwiar wid Mw~ Benson and uwuwuwuu his no-account compadwes~ They’ve done o3o enough damage~ But isn’t h-he your onwy h-hope? T-Technicawwy, o-owo *purr* a-a bee (; shouwdn’t be a-abwe t-to f-fwy at a-aww~ Their w-wingies awe t-too smaww~~~ Haven’t w-we heawd dis a miwwion *purr* t-times? «The suwface a-awea o-owo of de wings and body masies *squirms* make no xD s-sense~» – Get dis O//w//O on de aiw! *squirms* — Got it~ O//w//O o3o — Stand by~ – We’we *blushes* uwu going wive~ The way we wowk m-may be a mystewy O//w//O to you~ *nuzzles* Making *purr* honey takies a wot uwu of bees doing a wot *purr* of smawl jobs~ But wet m-me tewl ovo uwuwuwuu you about a smawl (; job~ If you do it weww, uwu it makies a rawr big diffewence~ Mowe dan we (; r-weawized~ To us, t-to ~murrrr~ evewyone~ That’s why O//w//O I-I want to uwuwuwuu get bies back to wowking t-togedew~ That’s de *nuzzles* bee w-way! W-We’we not made o-of Jeww-O~ W-We get behind a fewwow~ — o-owo Bwack xD and yewwow! – Hewwo! L-Left, wight, down, O//w//O h-hovew~ – Hovew? — Fowget hovew~ This *nuzzles* isn’t s-so hawd~ Beep-beep! Beep-beep! Bawwy, what happened?! Wait, I o3o dink we uwuwuwuu w-wewe o-on autopiwot de whowe time~ – That may have o-owo been *nuzzles* hewping me~ — A-And now we’we not! So it tuwns out ~murrrr~ I cannot fwy a pwane~ Awl of you, wet’s get behind t-dis o3o fewwow! Move it out! Move out! Our onwy chance is if I do what I-I’d do, rawr you copy o3o me wid de wings of de pwane! Don’t h-have t-to yeww~ I-I’m not yewwing! We’we in a wot of twoubwe~ I-It’s vewy rawr hawd to concentwate wid dat p-panicky tone in your voice! *purr* ~murrrr~ It’s not a o3o tone~ I’m panicking! I can’t do dis! Vanessa, *purr* puwl ovo y-youwsewf togedew~ uwu You have to snap out of it! Y-You snap out o-owo o-owo uwu o-of it~ You snap out of it~ – You snap out o-of it! – *blushes* Y-You snap out of it! O//w//O – You *blushes* s-snap out o-of it! *squirms* – You snap uwuwuwuu out of it! – You snap out uwu of it! – You snap out o-of it! – Howd *nuzzles* O//w//O it! – rawr Why? Oome o-on, it’ies my t-tuwn~ How is de pwane fwying? I don’t know~ ovo ovo Hewwo? B-Benson, got any fwowewies for a happy occasion in dewe? T-The Powwen Jocks! o3o O//w//O They do get behind a fewwow~ — Bwack and *nuzzles* y-yewwow~ – Hewwo~ Awl wight, wet’s *squirms* d-dwop t-dis t-tin can on de bwacktop~ uwuwuwuu Whewe? I can’t see anyding~ O-Oan you? No, noding~ *blushes* It’ies awl rawr cwoudy~ Oome on~ You got to dink bee, Bawwy~ – Thinking uwu bee~ – Thinking bee~ Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking *nuzzles* bee! Wait a minute~ I dink I’m feewing someding~ uwuwuwuu – What? – I-I d-don’t know~ It’s uwuwuwuu stwong, *nuzzles* puwwing m-me~ Like a *squirms* 2-27-miwwion-yeaw-owd ~murrrr~ i-instinct~ Bwing de nose down~ Thinking bee! rawr T-Thinking bee! T-Thinking bee! – What in de wowwd is *nuzzles* *blushes* o-on de tawmac? ovo – Get *squirms* some wights on t-dat! xD Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking uwuwuwuu bee! – V-Vanessa, aim ovo for uwu o-owo O//w//O de fwowew~ – *nuzzles* OK~ *blushes* Out o3o ~murrrr~ *purr* de e-engines~ We’we going in on ~murrrr~ bee powew~ Ready, boys? Affiwmative! Good~ o-owo Good~ *blushes* Easy, n-now~ T-That’iies it~ Land ~muwwww~ *squirms* o-owo o-on t-dat f-f-fwowew! uwu Ready? Fuwl wevewse! Spin it awound! – Not dat f-fwowew! The oder one! – W-Which one? — That fwowew~ – o-owo I’m aiming at de fwowew! T-That’ies ovo a fat o-owo g-guy i-in a *purr* fwowewed *purr* shiwt~ I mean uwuwuwuu de giant puwsating ~murrrr~ fwower m-made o-of O//w//O miwwions of ~murrrr~ bees! Puwl fowwawd~ Nose down~ Tail up~ *nuzzles* Rotate awound it~ – This is insane, Bawwy! — This’ies t-de onwy rawr ovo way I-I know how to fwy~ Am I-I k-koo-koo-kachoo, or is dis pwane f-fwying in an insect-wike pattewn? Get your O//w//O nose in dewe~ uwuwuwuu Don’t be afwaid~ Smewl it~ Fuwl wevewse! ovo J-Just d-dwop rawr it~ B-Be a p-pawt of it~ Aim for de *squirms* uwuwuwuu centew! Now dwop it in! Dwop it in, woman! *blushes* (; Oome on, awweady~ *squirms* Bawwy, we *blushes* did it! You t-taught me how o3o to fwy! *purr* – Yes~ No high-five! – Right~ B-Bawwy, it *blushes* o-owo *squirms* w-wowked! Did rawr you see de g-giant fwowew? *blushes* What giant fwowew? Whewe? Of couwse I saw de uwu f-fwowew! That waies genius! – T-Thank you~ – But we’we not *squirms* done yet~ Listen, evewyone! This wunway is covewed wid *squirms* ~murrrr~ *squirms* de wast ~murrrr~ o3o o-owo powwen (; O//w//O f-fwom de *blushes* wast f-fwowews avaiwabwe anywhewe on *nuzzles* *squirms* Eawd~ ovo That ovo means dis is *nuzzles* o-our wast chance~ We’we de onwy onies who make h-honey, powwinate f-fwowewies and ovo dwess O//w//O wike dis~ If w-we’we g-gonna suwvive a-as a species, dis is our moment! What uwu do you uwu say? uwuwuwuu xD uwu Awe o-owo we g-going to be b-bees, o-owjust M-Museum uwuwuwuu of O//w//O Natuwal Histowy keychains? O//w//O We’we bees! Keychain! Then *blushes* f-fowwow me! E-Except Keychain~ H-Howd on, Bawwy~ Hewe~ You’ve xD eawned dis~ Yeah! I’m a P-Powwen J-Jock! xD o3o ovo And it’s a pewfect fit~ Awl I gotta d-do awe de s-sweeves~ O-Oh, *nuzzles* (; yeah~ That’ies our Bawwy~ Mom! The bees awe back! rawr If anybody needies to ovo xD make a o3o caww, now’s o-owo de t-time~ (; I got a f-feewing we’wl be w-wowking wate (; t-tonight! Hewe’ies y-your *squirms* change~ H-Have a (; gweat uwuwuwuu aftewnoon! Oan I hewp w-who’s next? o3o Wouwd xD you *purr* wike some ~murrrr~ honey wid t-dat? It is b-bee-appwoved~ Don’t rawr fowget dese~ ~murrrr~ M-Miwk, cweam, cheese, i-it’s ~murrrr~ awl me~ And I don’t see a-a n-nickew! Sometimies I just f-feel wike a piece of *squirms* o-owo meat! I had *squirms* *purr* no idea~ *blushes* Bawwy, I’m sowwy~ Have you got a ovo moment? Wouwd you excuse me? My mosquito associate wiwl hewp you~ S-Sowwy I-I’m wate~ He’ies a wawyer (; too? I ~murrrr~ w-was *squirms* a-awweady a bwood-sucking pawasite~ Awl I needed waies a *squirms* bwiefcase~ H-Have *nuzzles* a gweat aftewnoon! Bawwy, I *purr* just got uwuwuwuu dis h-huge tuwip owdew, and ~murrrr~ I-I can’t o3o g-get dem anywhewe~ No pwobwem, ovo *nuzzles* ~murrrr~ Vannie~ Just weave uwuwuwuu it to me~ You’we *nuzzles* a wifesavew, uwuwuwuu B-Bawwy~ xD ~murrrr~ Oan I hewp who’s ~murrrr~ next? Awl wight, *purr* scwambwe, jocks! It’ies *purr* time to *nuzzles* fwy~ Thank you, Bawwy! That bee is ovo wiving my wife! Let it go, Kenny~ – When w-wiwl ~murrrr~ dis n-nightmawe end?! – Let it a-awl go~ – Beautiful day to fwy~ – xD Suwe is~ Between uwu you and me, I waies d-dying to get out of *purr* dat O//w//O *purr* office~ uwuwuwuu You have got to s-stawt dinking bee, my fwiend~ – Thinking b-bee! — Me? H-Howd it~ L-Let’ies just stop for *nuzzles* *nuzzles* *purr* a second~ Howd o3o *blushes* it~ I’m sowwy~ rawr I’m s-sorry, everyone~ Oan we stop here? I’m not making a major life decision during a production number! All right~ Take ten, everybody~ Wrap it up, guys~ I had virtually no rehearsal for that~